Thursday, December 31, 2009

PNS392 When you let one loose in the middle of a crowd scream!



Scooooosie! Scooosie Sissson!

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

PNS391 Hair Pie Burnin' on the Griddle.


On todays show we have an exclusive interview with a Dunkin' Donuts insider! Now that's a set of Double D's I could motorboat, or so I thought. Our bubble is quickly burst when we find out the insidious inner bitter workings of what we thought was America's sweetest bakery. Charlatans, the lot of them. Join us for this important expose that just might change the way you look at the state of pastry... forever. Dunkin' Donuts? More like Dunkin' Deception. Who could've imagined a corporation in America today would try to maximize their profits? Set the Boston Creme dispenser to 11, this is one spicy meatball.

We also massacre some songs, Pat reveals that he thinks all testicles are caked with feces, Cher takes it home, and Janet Jackson makes a cameo! All this, and MORE on this jam packed exciting episode of PNS EXPLOSION!!

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

PNS390 Latvians are all whores.

Its not our opinion so please don't be offended, its just that all Latvians are whores. Google it.

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Monday, December 14, 2009

PNS389 Pat and I Take Back The Night


[art by Anders!!!]

We try to regain control the only way we know how-- a prolonged joke involving Jimmy Jam, Janet Jackson, and Janet Jackson's poop. Thanks again to Mikey!

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

PNS388 Full House

Mikey and my lllloooovah are on the show today with me and Pat and its nutty. We do our best to keep our self-diagnosed ADHD/lactose intolerant Latino guest on track but sometimes that Latino heat is just too Rita-Moreno-like in intensity to contain.



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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

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Pat and I run this one into the ground just like the convertible that took Thelma and Louise over a cliff that fateful day. Detective Slocumb aint pinning this one on us. But at least Pat finally had an ooorgasm.

I stuck a song on the end that doesn't fit the mood or content [oh wait its the same song as last episiode]. So there's that too. Hey did you know that Cher was supposed to be Thelma? But she wanted to charge too much because she won an Oxcah® for Moonstruck. Snap out of it!

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Wednesday, December 02, 2009

PNS386 Pat's Big DAY!!