Thursday, May 31, 2007

PNS172 A Flash Flood Warning in the Tri-Scissoring Area

Monday, May 28, 2007

PNS171 Botany, boquet garni, and explosive bloody diarrhea.



Hi porcupines, as hilarious as all the mean comments are, we have to draw the line at the attacks to our friends and significant others, ergo the shiney brand-new ban on comments. We love you guys, but the few bad apples out there will have to brush the Dorito and Zinger crumbs off your mustard stained poly-cotton blend muumuu and get a new hobby. Holly Hobby.
BUTT!, please do email us with your love, or use your energy usually set aside to APPLE "R"ing Safari over and over to see if someone responded to your last comment, to call our comment line. 206 888 GAYZ.

Love each of you hard. You, you, you, and mmm, you in the back. Especially you.

gazoingaz!

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Friday, May 25, 2007

PNS170 Things I like to muff dive *ding*



I'm a total slacker, but I promise to be better with posting episodes on time. That said, enjoy an episode with tons of time sensitive material that is now totally irrelevent!
call our cuntment line 206 888 GAYZ
Be nice! Have fun! Oh, and lick my stink box.

toot-toot!

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

MiniCast

Thursday, May 17, 2007

V.A.G.explosion episode 2



Scissoring in 3 easy steps.

1) lie on bed w/ head facing headboard (or shelving unit) offering saphotic garden to life partner

2) your life partner's head at foot of said bed offering her chia pet

3) bump mounds 'till you feel "joined".

FIN


V.A.G.explosion #2

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

PNS 167: here is a new episode.



A new one, with cutzies, Vincent. For jews. Enjoy! Have fun with it! And by it, I mean tit. And by tit, I mean clit.

PNSexplosion - Episode 167

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Anbesol sit bath



We had a lovely time tonight with cutey-pie Vincent in the stude-joe today. Awe, look at him hold beefer. We talk about a lot of stuff tonight, pause (P.O.Z.) the show a bunch of times, talk to Lindsey Lohan AND the Queen of England.
Call our comment line, 206 888 GAYZ and leave messages for us, and the V.A.G.explosion (the gals will be back for an upcoming show). See!!? We fucking nailed it. We're not ruined! Yet, anyway!

PNSexplosion - Episode 166

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Garageband crapped out



Listen. I 'splain.

PNSexplosion - Episode 165

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

V.A.G.explosion!

THANKS ANDERS!! Your album art rocks more than my life partner's GYNE after taking a sit bath in bud light after a softball game..


Hey Dykes,
Alex's mic was dying because my life partner shoved it into my hoo-ha and I came multiple times. Then we ate some pizza and hummos and had some beers. Anyways, Alex's mic sucks, so be sure to turn it up to hear her. She says things for comedic effect because this is a comedy show.

This episode is brought to you by Open Industrial 22 Gauge Clip Type Adjustable All Steel Shelving. Open Industrial brings you the finest in 22 guage clip type adjustable all steel shelving in Chicago. If its not Open Industrial, its poop.

*UPDATE* I've been gone all day playing softball and puting up shelves. Here's the right link.

PNSexplosion - Episode 164

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