Skull fuck my nose. - PNS157 - 03.12.07
We do some voicemails (call 206 888 GAYZ you queerbait). Happy Monday. Scott was up late then yuked, then had rill bad ree-ree and yawns through a lot of the episode. I'm a bit worn out from teaching 7 classes in one day. Eating our weight in pizza slut did not help our tiredness. Totes seepy-seeps ti ti red for ni ni. Pat only grows stronger with every slice of carbo-laden greezy pizza and cinna-styx and is all fired up.We start things off with a Don Twine remix of Hot Mashed Potatos. Freakin' hilar! But seriously is that jazz keyboarding riff from the prog-rock band Yes?
Gieger saves our shit sammy and sticks it to us hard with an ANTM update. It really tickles me because he's at once so angry and so bored. He, like always, makes that train wreck of a show hilarious. Thank goodness for little girls, and Gieger.
Prezzies! from our UPS store! Someone sent Scott some rice paper for his greezy daygo face, it immediately turns transparent because he is a dirty godless guappo. Prism Guard Panty-Shield tee had me at hello, but I'm a faggot so I'm not allowed to fight the "war" on "terror" that is in no way about oil. Dogs do not like Greenies treats, but that's just because Dahlia is an ungrateful whore-dog with a fupa and dirty vajeen. Pat stepped in Dahlia feces earlier and she kept sniffing his heal which totally grossed him out. Dahlia sure does love poop! Someone sent me a whole fucking box of hand warmers! I love it when you guys take care of me. My hands and heart are warmed. :) Sharon from Tampon sent us a litteral shitload of pixie sticks that will eventually lead to losing my little toe. They are the giant ones in the plastic tubes. Good thing someone sent us that One Touch. Ooh, I'll totally measure my blood sugar before and after pixie stick in an upcoming episode. Wouldn't that be hilar if I was diagnosed with type 2 diahbeetus live on the show?!
Music from PNS fave Fourfour. Spanks Rich.
PNSexplosion - Episode 157
Labels: diarrhea, explosive bloody diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, fupas, make love to my mouth
posted by Noah at 12:18 PM
12 Comments:
Snaps for the shownotes.
i learned it from you ok! I learned it from watching you.
pat made my ears bleed in a few spots of this episode but who cares. very good epie (pen)
So then where'd you learn how to smoke pot?
You forgot to read my note! I'm unsubscribing!
Turn up the fucking volume!!! I had my Ipod turned all the way up and could still barely here you faggots@@@
that was my bad. oopsit.
are you phasing out Scott?!?
why isn't Scott doing the shownotes anymore?
will he be able to do other assignments now?
is Noah doing the tech stuff too?
what oh what will Scott be handling?
Pat is the driver sure, and Noah is straight guy (HA!) but Scott oh god what will Scott do?
queefed out a good one guys, sans the audio volume, but we'll forgive you Noah, you're new to this =). But next time I'm unsubscribing! Oh, and my game totally wasn't too complicated. You just expand an acronym like PHD into something dirty - like Pretty, Hot, and Downzies. Do it next show for my (anal) pleasure. Get susie sisson on that shit!
(I actually wouldn't unsubscribe if you told me to with a gun to my head. I love jews hard in the butt.)
Emerson
wheres the picture of the hot triathlete?!
This episode was snoooooozies. You could have got more entertainment value out of 40 minutes of dead air.
If Patricks mother wasnt already dead this ep would have made her jump off a cliff.
no, i am pretty sure i would have jumped off of a cliff after the breast cancer comments. poor olivia newton john.
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