Wednesday, November 11, 2009

PNS382 I Majored in Fine Arts, but Minored in Jeanne Tripplehorn Filthy-Face


On today's show we can't quite put into words why we think Jeanne Tripplehorn is so dirty. Her name certainly. Vag-like lips, check. But there's something else. Something that not even Michael Dougless could figure out via having vaginal or possibly anal intercourse (who knows which end really, except Jeanne).
PNS382

12 Comments:

Anonymous Hewligan said...

You guys just prompted me to look up what 'whisker biscuit' meant for the first time.
I don't think I'll ever be able to look at a hirsute * again without thinking of that phrase.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

leading your hairspace!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pz-KJ2zoHI

11:25 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

whoops
clicky

11:28 PM  
Anonymous nought said...

Basic Instinct, Basic Instinct...
Well, as any scholar of the film would know, the answer to the V/A question is... Both.

The P (4" erect) went in the A,
Whilst Mr.Douglas' HUGE testicles (ballsack recorded as already hanging 9" down by age 27) tied up with twine went in the V.

If you look real closely, you'll see Mr.D flinch as he misses and bangs a testicle into Miss Tripplehorn's perineum.


We all loved the show here at the institute, by the way.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

tell everyone at the institute that i say hello.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

I have to question your assessment Naught. You see, Catherine Tremel's lover is apparently pushed to a sociopathic rage because she "see's something she's never seen before" when Catherine and Shooter have a coke-fuled bang session. Therefore one is led to believe that his downtown is hung like a well-endowed donkey. Which would explain her wincing were it just vag or a really REALLY bad case of Muck Butt underneath all that earth-toned lingerie (which may explain her natural gravitation to that color palate).

5:14 PM  
Anonymous nought said...

Patrick,
The ladies and gentlemn here return your greeting, and wished me to pass on their admiration for your physics paper on why Madonna's vag DIDN'T engulf Willem Defoe's entire head in Body Of Evidence (1993) which has become THE definitive work in the very, very, wide field of Madge's vag.

Noah,
Greetings to you, sir.
Well, -You've certainly dropped an academic bombshell here at the institute! But our boffins are "on it", as it were, and we should have a solution ready by the time I've collected all the media for the PowerPoint Presentation.

Sincerely,
nought.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Chris M. said...

I feel like chloe sevigny was on her way to filthy face, but she stopped just shy at butterface.

3:00 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

chris m: i agree. but chloe teeters on the precipice of filthy face at all times.

9:39 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

My favorite bit from this eppy-zode was when Patrick said "Can we play a question?" and Noah, trying to say "sure" and "yes" at the same time, said "Yurr!"

3:42 PM  
Blogger [LaLa] Lauren said...

Thank you for the birthday shout out (= My party was tardy.

4:23 PM  
Blogger TrickyToro said...

Yay for Slut Baby making an appearance!

2:58 AM  

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