PNS328 PNS Bareback Edition

Show notes by her Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II -- God save me, the Queen. Christ, I love a bareback quickie and that’s exactly what this show is: fast, hard, dry and dirty. Yummers. Rob’s still rehearsing for “Wings: The Musical.” I think he plays the Crystal Bernard character. Crystal Bernard once recorded a gospel song with her father on an album called “Don’t Touch Me There.” Seriously — WTF? Anyhoo, Noah has a bug up his ass but he’s not mad at you, he’s mad at the internets. And who can blame him? Lovely listeners cough up some cash through PayPal for fun fuel and get shout outs. Why don’t you try it sometime, huh? I’ve never farted during a yoga class, but I did once shart while christening a ship. Honk! Elizabeth Berkley groans through her pique turns, just as I’ve groaned through most of her post-“Showgirls” career. Did you see “Student Seduction” or, as it’s known in Italy, “Troppo sexy per Josh”? There’s two hours I’m never getting back. Pat’s nervousness + wine + pad thai = a thrilling conclusion to the show. The router springs back to life and so does Noah, which is the cue to shut this shit sammy down and turn around a bonus show. They’re coming thick and fast this week, just like His Royal Highness Prince William. Slurp! Wipe the “PNSexplosion Podcast” fan page all over your Facebook. You won’t regret it. Liz out.

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