PNS326
PNS 326 show notes by her Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening. Buffy did it. The Simpsons do it all the time. Heck, even Xena: Warrior Princess did it – twice. It’s the all-singing episode, a cavalcade of shrillcasting that makes you laugh, cry and poop yourself a little bit. It all starts with a gift from listener Kenneth of Hawaii, which used to be called the Sandwich Islands when I owned them. He sent a karaoke CD and the boys just can’t resist their natural urge to work the word “dildo” into every tune. Watch out, Stephen Sondheim! Special guests include Cher, another Cher, the Weather Girls, and Celine. Celebrate your gyne, come on! The Stalker-Rapist-Serial Killer breaks in and the boys are totally up for some casual rape but the Stalker-Rapist-Serial Killer has limits, it seems. A man broke into my bedroom in 1982. He was kinda hot and I was ready to get it on but he just wanted to chat, damn it. Watching fat people fall over is always amusing. It’s why I let the Duchess of York hang around – she’s always tripping over the corgis. Splat! Listeners want to know which Dynasty diva or horse-hung porn star everyone prefers. Alexis Carrington Colby with a strap-on, obviously. With A Hint of Skids®. I have to go. We’ve got 300 people coming to the palace for a state dinner for His Imperial Majesty the Emperor Akihito of Japan, and I need to get this dildo out of my A first. Liz out.
PNS326
Labels: a lady knows her business, hershy highway
posted by Noah at 8:55 AM
18 Comments:
"just your standard rape" is my new favorite quote. I love you guys.
WTF!? Do all gay men from Texas sound alike? I heard the first 2 seconds of Joe from Dallas' phone call I thought you guys were playing one of my old questions.
I agree with Daniel, that was hilarious. Bless you and your work. Glad you liked the cross stitch, and I am thrilled that Noah will think of me when he has bloody diarrhea.
i also thought of you, bridgit (sp).
That was one of the best shows you've ever done. Ever. All three of you were excellent. That was a blast.
Figger Please! Racist! Luv da Sho!
I'm originally from Hawaii and I have some friends that went to Creighton...
And yes -I gave out a lot of pineapples and chocolate macadamia nuts...
Too Soon!
Travis - I am glad you can verify my pineapple story. I had a delightful Hawaiian resident when I was an RA. And he gave me a pineapple.
I felt so honored.
I also had another Hawaiian resident that took a dump in the communal showers.
You win some, you lose some.
They were probably just excited to use the newest product, Shit-2-Shower Today!® (by Mennon) which is impossible to find unless you're in the lower 48.
This show is going to be a classic!
Hint of Skids Eu De Toillette - that made me laugh so hard my co-workers wanted to know what the bleep was going on.
Hey, Noah and Jenna Bush should both be moving out of their respective homes at about the same time.
MAMMA!
A Vanilla Racist.........
Pure Gold.
Can I sit next to you at the Feast of Fools show at Steamworks on Friday?
yes. i hope it is like a "Gallagher" show. bring your ponchos.
NOAHHHHHH!!
I know you like old vidjoe games. You have to see this freaky video by this weird band Royksopp. It blew my mind. Space Invaders:
http://vimeo.com/3281558
You guys are crazy fun!
I want more singingcasts!!!!
That was hilarious, I laughed myself silly listening to this show, who would guess Karaoke could be THIS much fun?
The rapist is so wrong but totally hilarious, last shows lines "Come on are we going to do this or what!" had me on the floor!
Thanks guys!
SteveINtheUKok
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