Thursday, February 12, 2009

PNS323 Chile Mac



The following show notes by her royal majesty Queen Elizabeth II--

Good evening. One often asks oneself, “Where are those gynes?” God, I could really go a handsome woman right about now. Speaking of hot guys in Highway to Heaven, Paul Walker – you may remember him from films such as The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious and the upcoming Fast & Furious – once did a guest spot as a full-functioning retarded. Pics here. Aspergers, Krillenbergers, what next? If Chris Brown and Cisco had a baby, it would be called Crisco. Noah’s improv ups my heart rate, too. I'll tell you what Stevie Wonder won’t be seeing – besides anything – is this shitstorm. That bitch was totally asking for it. Out now for the Nintendo Wii: Gerald’s Game Sunshine. One is always falling on things with one’s mouth open – just ask the Duke of Edinburgh. Gulp! Can I tell you a secret? I hate “God Save the Queen”. I’ve heard it every day for 83 fucking years. Enough! Chicks with Dicks Gone Wild, anyone? I don’t eat red meat, either. I just put it in my mouth, swish it around and spit it out. Mmm hmm. What is a “pop tart”? Is it anything like a “Geri Halliwell”? Where's Scott? What movie is this quote from: “I'm standing there with my pants down and my crotch hung out for the world to see and three guys are sticking it to me, a bunch of other guys are yelling and clapping and you're standing there telling me that that's the best you can do.” That’s right, it was Paul Blart: Mall Cop. One is so pleased our schools are teaching children to be useful. One needs to take a dump. Liz out.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good evening. One often asks oneself, “Where are those gynes?” God, I could really go a handsome woman right about now. Speaking of hot guys in Highway to Heaven, Paul Walker – you may remember him from films such as The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious and the upcoming Fast & Furious – once did a guest spot as a full-functioning retarded. Pics here. Aspergers, Krillenbergers, what next? If Chris Brown and Cisco had a baby, it would be called Crisco. Noah’s improv ups my heart rate, too. I'll tell you what Stevie Wonder won’t be seeing – besides anything – is this shitstorm. That bitch was totally asking for it. Out now for the Nintendo Wii: Gerald’s Game Sunshine. One is always falling on things with one’s mouth open – just ask the Duke of Edinburgh. Gulp! Can I tell you a secret? I hate “God Save the Queen”. I’ve heard it every day for 83 fucking years. Enough! Chicks with Dicks Gone Wild, anyone? I don’t eat red meat, either. I just put it in my mouth, swish it around and spit it out. Mmm hmm. What is a “pop tart”? Is it anything like a “Geri Halliwell”? Where's Scott? What movie is this quote from: “I'm standing there with my pants down and my crotch hung out for the world to see and three guys are sticking it to me, a bunch of other guys are yelling and clapping and you're standing there telling me that that's the best you can do.” That’s right, it was Paul Blart: Mall Cop. One is so pleased our schools are teaching children to be useful. One needs to take a dump. Liz out.

6:56 AM  
Blogger Noah said...

Queen Elizabeth,iIf you want to ever write show notes on a regular basis let me know. I could let you have a sneak preview of the show. Email me!

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. You are amazing, Liz! Amazing!

11:09 AM  
Blogger Kay2 said...

Rihanna's new remix! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRxxmAH-DUs

XO Kimberly Pocock

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elizabeth you bitch, there's only one queen around here and that's me!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm a size 8.
jessica simpson's boobs are a size ATE.

zing.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..................what?

3:12 PM  
Blogger [LaLa] Lauren said...

You won't lose me. I'm not married, and not planning on it for a long timezies!
I'm taking a trip to Kafka this weekend, should I tell them PNS sent me??

3:56 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

lauren--- YES! they will be so tickled. Michael is the sweetest, I hope he's there when you're there.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank lauren for standing by your men!

9:20 PM  
Blogger Erik said...

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5:45 AM  
Blogger Vanessa Williams-Carlton-Hudgens-Paradis-Redgrave said...

Noah, your pic is so cute! I read Gerald's Game when I was 12 & I think it screwed me up for life.

10:48 AM  
Blogger trav_muroki said...

Noah, did you staple felt blankets to the walls and change into luscious cotton robes to improve the sound quality?

I hate those tricky Les-boys. I can't count the times I was fooled!

1:58 PM  
Blogger Ric said...

Pat,
Rihanna is not Trinidadian, she's Barbadian!

2:32 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

travis, we are in the midst of a move so I shoved kebob skewers into the nail holes on the wall and hung a slanket-esque blanket.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vanessa, I love your name.

2:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ric, I know Rihanna is a bitch, but that's no reason to call her Barbarian.

6:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Ric!

10:22 AM  
Blogger Wes said...

I really liked the cover art of Noah. He's so cute! I like his hair short. And I like his short hairs.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I heard the gov was air dropping large boxes of ko-tex mex during hurricane katarina wiit....true or false?

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i loved the katarina wiit joke. she needs to be folded into more jokes. huzzah!

and if there was an actual hurricane katarine wiit, you better hit the decks.

2:07 PM  
Blogger af said...

hey chicos, i think this is the episode where you talked about the rihanna/chris brown "incident".
small correction patty:
rihanna is from Barbados, which makes her bajan not from Trinidad..

otherwise the show was great as usual! keep up the great work

9:57 PM  
Blogger The Carny said...

http://www.oceanup.com/2009/01/25/chris-brown-copenhagen.jpg

9:28 PM  

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