Goddamnit, Helen Keller was deaf and blind, not deaf and dumb!!! "dumb" used to mean "mute" when referring to the mistaken idea that deaf people can't speak. The vast majority of deaf people have fully functioning vocal cords. However, it's very difficult to learn to speak when you can't hear your own voice. This is why Marlee Matlin is still somewhat understandable, she lost her hearing AFTER she had learned how to talk. However, since she still can't hear herself, she can't correct her "pitch" so she still sounds a little off.
I just have to say that I listen to the Feast of Fools and I enjoy it, but you guys make me roar with laughter in the middle of my workday. I'm sad that they weren't nice to you way back then... or more recently whatever the case may be. Mmmmm Hmmm.
Love Geiger, and the Silver Spoons theme song spoofs. OH fingerblasting in the public washroom cracked. me. up! In my head I added "because I can..."
I completely agree that the right answer is Moose... whatever the question the answer is Moose, unless the answer should be plural and then one should always use Meese.
You're humour is never too old, keep it coming. Much love from Regina (rhymes with Vagine), Saskatchewan (doesn't rhyme with fucking anything), Canada.
We actually hit -2 Celsius... somewhere just below your 33 Farenheit, so no frost but we get some cold ones. Worst this year was -60 Celsius... I'm too lazy to open up another window and grab a conversion. It's not so bad, we figure out ways to warm up. (OOH SHINEY! moment... I'm easily distracted... and scene!)
I did grow a beard and 'stache once... people pointed and laughed so I promptly shaved.
If this keeps up I'm going to have to remember my google password >:| but for today I remain faithfully...
Good evening. Vivica Fox is a whore. Please light my Parliament. Mmm hmm. Where's my Slanket? Denise Richards is a bitch. Please empty my chamberpot. Rose from 227 is a slut. Mmm hmm. I give He's Completely Inside of You two royal thumbs up. Does Mary Hart wipe from front to back or back to front? The Complete PNSexplosion Collection will be available just in time for episode 400. As Sherry says, "Come on, guys!" Mmm hmm. Balki Bartokomous is a faggot, and not in the good way. Read all about the Sarasota County Area Transit's SCAT Plus service here. Ted Haggard can lick my royal clit. I give Boxing Andy Melton four stars. Goose Moose. Whoa babes! I'll have a Krillenberger, onion rings and a Diet Coke™. Afraid of foreskin? Read this. Christian Bale can blow out all over my giant tiara. Mmm hmm. The plot of the only episode of Facts of Life that Kathy Lette wrote: Tootie must explain how an ugly necklace was damaged. Go fuck yourselves yourselves. Liz out.
Someone should have told Tootie that it's ok to use however much force you want when pushing them in, but when pulling them out you gotta go a little slower when using those big ugly plastic beads honey or the string will break.
OR
Someone should have told Tootie that if you don't like the way it looks shaved you should NOT replace it with taped on (no way that girl would have though to use a more appropriate adhesive) steel wool because you'll scratch the big ugly glass beads. Plus, no matter how you tease it, it's still gonna look like something Mama did dishes with all last year.
And last... Ve-ve-ca I only know one thing... mine is most certainly smaller than yours ;0
OK, you axed for comments, so here goes: Screw those twink turds if they don't like old references. I remember when Mary F'n Hart insured her legs, and damn proud of it.
From tv.com: "Tootie receives a hideous pendant as an engagement present from Jeff's formidable grandmother, and it's pulverized at Andy and Pippa's wild party just before the woman arrives."
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Still no comments?
This wouldn't happen on feast of Fools.
i know. c'mon america, europe, australia, and the tip of africa -- get me some comments!
Don't forget your arab listeners.
Goddamnit, Helen Keller was deaf and blind, not deaf and dumb!!! "dumb" used to mean "mute" when referring to the mistaken idea that deaf people can't speak. The vast majority of deaf people have fully functioning vocal cords. However, it's very difficult to learn to speak when you can't hear your own voice. This is why Marlee Matlin is still somewhat understandable, she lost her hearing AFTER she had learned how to talk. However, since she still can't hear herself, she can't correct her "pitch" so she still sounds a little off.
i heard that!
...what?
Hey, you also forgot me! Your (probably only) listener in Viet Nam!
Oh no no!!!!!
Anyway, speaking of concessions made in relationships... that's how I ended up here in 'Nam. Then we still broke up. *wa-wa-wa-waaaa...*
and you stayed in nam?
I was totally pulling you guy's chain, I watched Nick at Night, I'm down with the old school celebs!
Love you guys :)
we love you.
I just have to say that I listen to the Feast of Fools and I enjoy it, but you guys make me roar with laughter in the middle of my workday. I'm sad that they weren't nice to you way back then... or more recently whatever the case may be. Mmmmm Hmmm.
Love Geiger, and the Silver Spoons theme song spoofs. OH fingerblasting in the public washroom cracked. me. up! In my head I added "because I can..."
I completely agree that the right answer is Moose... whatever the question the answer is Moose, unless the answer should be plural and then one should always use Meese.
You're humour is never too old, keep it coming. Much love from Regina (rhymes with Vagine), Saskatchewan (doesn't rhyme with fucking anything), Canada.
Steve
Thanks Steve. I loved how you pluralized Moose. Nice touch.
How cold is it up there? Is there frost in your beard?
We actually hit -2 Celsius... somewhere just below your 33 Farenheit, so no frost but we get some cold ones. Worst this year was -60 Celsius... I'm too lazy to open up another window and grab a conversion. It's not so bad, we figure out ways to warm up. (OOH SHINEY! moment... I'm easily distracted... and scene!)
I did grow a beard and 'stache once... people pointed and laughed so I promptly shaved.
If this keeps up I'm going to have to remember my google password >:| but for today I remain faithfully...
Anonymous (Steve)
dammit that wasn't me on the PFN? Hell to the no. Mmmm Hmmm.
Oh God... NOW I'm embarassed. I've been shown up by Vivica. At least there's no way to go but up right??
Looking forward to the next show!
Steve from Regina, how big is your regina? you sound hot baby boy.
love
Ve-ve-ca
Good evening. Vivica Fox is a whore. Please light my Parliament. Mmm hmm. Where's my Slanket? Denise Richards is a bitch. Please empty my chamberpot. Rose from 227 is a slut. Mmm hmm. I give He's Completely Inside of You two royal thumbs up. Does Mary Hart wipe from front to back or back to front? The Complete PNSexplosion Collection will be available just in time for episode 400. As Sherry says, "Come on, guys!" Mmm hmm. Balki Bartokomous is a faggot, and not in the good way. Read all about the Sarasota County Area Transit's SCAT Plus service here. Ted Haggard can lick my royal clit. I give Boxing Andy Melton four stars. Goose Moose. Whoa babes! I'll have a Krillenberger, onion rings and a Diet Coke™. Afraid of foreskin? Read this. Christian Bale can blow out all over my giant tiara. Mmm hmm. The plot of the only episode of Facts of Life that Kathy Lette wrote: Tootie must explain how an ugly necklace was damaged. Go fuck yourselves yourselves. Liz out.
kudos, queen liz. kudos!
and how did the ugly necklace get damaged?
Someone should have told Tootie that it's ok to use however much force you want when pushing them in, but when pulling them out you gotta go a little slower when using those big ugly plastic beads honey or the string will break.
OR
Someone should have told Tootie that if you don't like the way it looks shaved you should NOT replace it with taped on (no way that girl would have though to use a more appropriate adhesive) steel wool because you'll scratch the big ugly glass beads. Plus, no matter how you tease it, it's still gonna look like something Mama did dishes with all last year.
And last... Ve-ve-ca I only know one thing... mine is most certainly smaller than yours ;0
OK, you axed for comments, so here goes: Screw those twink turds if they don't like old references. I remember when Mary F'n Hart insured her legs, and damn proud of it.
It ain't ol'skool if you're still livin' it!
I love so much when Patrick starts to laugh and can't stop. Its cutezies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh7eehmrpR0&feature=PlayList&p=B8D67773360F92F0&playnext=1&index=4
Perhaps Geiger can pick up a few fashion tips?
Awesome show.
Which were the episodes you were missing? I think I have some of them.
25-32 - i believe. do you have those?
From tv.com: "Tootie receives a hideous pendant as an engagement present from Jeff's formidable grandmother, and it's pulverized at Andy and Pippa's wild party just before the woman arrives."
http://www.vivicafox.com/
You betta find that episode 25, bitches. That be my debut! Hmm mmm.
Safe to say Vivica's a little full of herself? I'd say yes.
howw! did someone say my name?
it's pronounced Vi-Vee-Sha.
Don't know who dat girl thinks she is posing as me.
shoop shoop spray!!
what the hell is wrong with Vivica!! That website is rediculous!!
I don't have all 25-32, but I'll send you the ones I have.
Also, have you seen this? I could have sworn you guys did it.
The c*nty remix of Aretha at the inauguration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw9c5ofat7k
I heard that!
... super late reply. Yes, still in 'Nam, Patrick.
But I'll be going back Down Under (to find some Sugar Tits) at the end of this month. :)
Did you get me invitation to my Exit Strategy Summit on fb? :P
i did. what is it?
okay doesnt viv eca kinda look like dionne warwick. with her wide nostrils that you can fist her nose lol mmmm hmmm
a plane could comfortably land in those nostrils. she does have an aunty dionne kind of look.
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