Hey now! It's not like I saw Beauty & the Beast last week starring Donny Osmond. This was in 1994, mere WEEKS after it opened, and I was there to see my friend Kenny, who originated the role of LeFou. And Miss Diana and her Gigantic Hair Unit was there with her two young sons. So there! Back off, you fucking pussies! (Who says I'm not dirty?)
Celebrity Sightings Tally for that weekend: Diana Ross (her hair sat in my lap) Christie Brinkley (also at B&tB, in the ladies room) Carol Channing (walking down Broadway in a sparkly red pantsuit) Cicely Tyson (at the Marriot Marquis taxi stand) Adrian Zmed (some pizza restaurant)
I'm glad you guys liked the intro I sent you. Little ReeRee was dissappointed you didn't answer the question though:( Anyways, to answer your question about the farts....ummm....I had my audio recorder with me in the toity whenever I had twosees. I'm working on a "Sexy Back" version for you guys, but it's hard to do when you got the runs:(
That show was genius. Amoung every other show before this one. OMG I could not stop laughing the whole time I was listenting to you guys. I had to stop the show and playback what I missed from laughing so damn much. You guys are the reason why I never go to sleep angry, hahahaha. Thanks guys.
Barb? I made bars, Barb! BARB! I can't stop saying it. You guysies crack me up.
Look, there's a Barb in the news today! From the headline, I thought she had given birth to them herself....: http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=5668323&nav=5Uap
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Hey now! It's not like I saw Beauty & the Beast last week starring Donny Osmond. This was in 1994, mere WEEKS after it opened, and I was there to see my friend Kenny, who originated the role of LeFou. And Miss Diana and her Gigantic Hair Unit was there with her two young sons. So there! Back off, you fucking pussies! (Who says I'm not dirty?)
Celebrity Sightings Tally for that weekend:
Diana Ross (her hair sat in my lap)
Christie Brinkley (also at B&tB, in the ladies room)
Carol Channing (walking down Broadway in a sparkly red pantsuit)
Cicely Tyson (at the Marriot Marquis taxi stand)
Adrian Zmed (some pizza restaurant)
That a girl, Roz.
that maya angelou thing made me pee alllll over.
.. mos'ly.
I was glad to be mentioned on the show but I just wish I had a name.
This was a great show I think I almost died laughing several times. Especially during the impressions. Keep up the great work guys.
Barb, Barb, and more Barb.
I love Maya. I wish my nipples could talk like that!
I actually have been promoted to Senior Payroll Manager, one of my direct reports is Kathy Shart!
Now enjoy my Dream Bars!
they served these amazing bars w/ oreo crust & peanut butter chips at my college dining hawwl.
im gorging on them rite now & thinking of BARRRRB!
I love it! There was a Barb in the voting line this morning eating ice creme out of a paper bowl!
"I'm Barb!!! and I'm Voting!!! Want some Bars?!"
I'm glad you guys liked the intro I sent you. Little ReeRee was dissappointed you didn't answer the question though:( Anyways, to answer your question about the farts....ummm....I had my audio recorder with me in the toity whenever I had twosees. I'm working on a "Sexy Back" version for you guys, but it's hard to do when you got the runs:(
Looks like Judy "Barr" Topinka did not with the election :( Sadzies, I was looking forward to four years of her funny "barbs".
Perhaps if she would have made some bars and brought them to the voters...
That show was genius. Amoung every other show before this one. OMG I could not stop laughing the whole time I was listenting to you guys. I had to stop the show and playback what I missed from laughing so damn much. You guys are the reason why I never go to sleep angry, hahahaha. Thanks guys.
"_before_ it blows up"?!
:D
OH MY GOD. The best PNS ever! Barb? Barb? Barb, I made some bars for you. All I could fucking say all day. No wonder I never get laid. sniff
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1864613433289993368&q=chicken+noodle+soup&hl=en omg lolol
That BARB stuff was the most hilair stuff I've heard you guys do. OMG!!
You should make BARB a regular feature.
Barb? I made bars, Barb! BARB! I can't stop saying it. You guysies crack me up.
Look, there's a Barb in the news today! From the headline, I thought she had given birth to them herself....:
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=5668323&nav=5Uap
a note from barb!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmGQV5U0g9Y&eurl=
Barb,
I'm serving your special no-bake bars at a Festivus party in a couple weeks!!
(you have a strange appetite...skittles, M&Ms, more skittles, oreos, frosting...????)
(Cereally, I haven't been able to stop saying BARB! for a week. You guys are the best ever!)
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