Food Baby - PNS78 - 04.16.06
Heya. Tonight we douche a bunch O' 'Axe the Gaywadz', send out a Fatwa and 'Munch the P.O. Box' -- of course Cher, Tiffany Towers and Becky stop by. And we try something different...we use **fart** and **zipper** noises for comedic effect. Mwah, PNS
posted by Scott at 9:40 PM
17 Comments:
I think NBC should have a game show called "The Biggest Faggot."
It could be hosted by Caroline Rhea.
I am not sure if the contestants would be large and gay. Or just super gay.
I am just workshopping here.
Patrick...what a good idea, except I think the host should be you...you're good at being Mr. Gameshow Host.
Good show guys!
In exactly 1 month I will be off to England, France, and Italy...so I think I may have to stock pile your shows to the middle of May so I have tons to listen to for my flight and ...of course so that I don't miss my favorite faggots from my favorite faggot podcast...Eat This Hot Show. :) J/K I mean you of guys from PNS of course...those other shows can wait for my return :)
Bruce, I'm cumming for you.
Which one of jews is the biggest fag?
Scott, you sound the faggiest, but in real life you aren't. You are somewhat masculine.
Noah, you sound masculine but you are totally faggy in person.
Patrick, you're just an attention starved freak who was probably picked on all through school, and people called you gay, and you said you weren't. This is just an outlet for you to feel better about yourself and feel powerful, which is why you pick on Scott.
Retraining order...
I'm here and waiting for you to cum.
Hey boys... loved the show as always. Even when you get a little serious (alright it doesn't happen all that often) you are still such fun to listen to.
Noah, I subscribed to the Frances Gumm podcast... FA to the BU to the LOUS. In fact, in the most recent episode, they do a "Conversation Hat" of sorts. You KNOW he got it from y'alls.
I love it!!!
i think cameron manhiem is the biggest faggot.
love the game show idea Patrick. but NBC sounds more Bravo to me.
Do you like cutting things, Travis?
Aren't they the same company...if that was sarcastic, sorry, I'm a third blond and I didn't catch it.
Great show PNS, you gayz rock. Thanks for the shout out. I am so glad you enjoyed the munching of your PObox.
Carl -- all of the treats were a delight.
Thank you for your generosity.
--Patrick
and your legs? That's in fashion now.
Actually, I didn't get the hat idea from here. I'm just a Sondheim freak, what can I say.
Anyway, love you guys - and thanks for mentioning the show here (love the banner)!
we love your show too.
just listened to the most recent show.
a hoot!
Just a hetero girl here who loves your podcast.
In regards to the brother liking gross sexual acts (which are probably more at ease in urban sexual lore than they in real life), I have an interesting term to share from Brenda Love's "Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices":
Meatotomy: refers to the incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra. The practice often evolves from masturbation with an instrument that has been inserted into the urethra. People use increasingly larger implements in the urethra to tear tissue. Others cut one or two sides of the urethra and pack the area to keep the sides from mending together. A few men have such a large opening that they were able to insert the glans penis (head) of another man into the tip of their penis.
I wonder if one man woke up one morning, turned over to his partner, and said, "Hey, darling, I wonder how it would feel if you fucked my penis - with your penis."
Wiki doesn't offer much, just this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Sexual_urban_legends
Thanks for the wonderful laughs and please visit my personal sex blog, linked above.
Love,
Deanna
Hey kittens--loved the show. Podcasts and house cleaning go so well together. I'd never clean my bathroom if it wasn't for you guys.
I think, indavertantly, with your inability to decide who was the "faggiest," you guys basically defined the term--it means nothing. I don't really think it's a term anyone should attach to themselves, though it was terribly sweet of Scott to step up and try it on for size. But I don't think it suits any of you or anyone else. It's a critical and limiting label. Interesting when Noah commented about how it's really just sexism with a different target.
Pat, honey, whaddaya mean you only sorta like Judy Garland?! Uh, dear, how many entertainers do you know that literally LIBERATED A PEOPLE? (WHO JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE YOUR PEOPLE?!) She did more for us than Jesus Christ ever did.
Something about Scott saying "too fat to fuck" over and over made me break into a sweat.
I was going to send you bitches some British candies from Harrod's over on Knightsbridge in London IN THE UK--but now you got your sugar daddy, Dr. Carl lookin' after yous, I won't bother! Given the postage costs from here, I could never compete with that.
So which one of you do you think he's tryin' to finger bang?
Cheers.
OMFG i just laughed so hard I queef't!
This one was great gayz, and afturd just listening to ep 80 I know u r on a roll. Summer doth approach and I can tell yur juices r flowin.
Thanks for turning me on to the FrancesGummCast. I'll be obsessively listening to every episode for the next few days.
Oh and how many timez am I gunna have to hear that Scat Song tonite? First you gayz, then on Madge... honestly. Peaches is the next Liz Phair or something... or is that Paris Hilton? Wait who's the biggest blowjob queen? Have to axe the gay wads that one!
Exes and Ohs,
yonderboi
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