Hey, Noah. I splurged and bought you Castlevania II from your wish list. I was vacillating between it and the TV but I already gave all my money to the McCain/Palin campaign so you're gonna have to deal with it. Anyway, I hope you guys get on the Twitters. I'm already following Madge and the lovely Mr. J. Michael Haas so I hope to see you guys there, too. You can find me there-@dcxoffender. Love you, guys. And happy late birthday, Noah.
patrick, just because you are gay doesnt mean you have to be into ass sex or anything to do with ass play, if it isn't your thing then it isn't your thing and any potential partners should respect this.
FUCK THAT! Patrick you got one week to get pounded so hard that they strike oil à la There Will Be Blood(and there will be if you're doing it right) One week or else you turn in your gay card at the front desk, marry and ugly chick, get her pregnant, and have an affair with your secretary, who is also an ugly chick because you're obviously just soooo into gyne. Just kidding. Ass isn't all it's cracked up to be(pun intended). I mean poop comes from there; eww!
I always wondered why the Elayne Boosler fan club never took off at Creighton Pat. After seeing clips on youtube...well, when you are left doing deodorant commercials, it's time to fire your agent and burn your AFTRA card.
oh, and thanks for the shout out again! as for the advice, i didn't think you were supposed to punch the guards. i was just dropping down and giving them BJers. is that wrong?
hey boys, wonderful show. i hav an idea for a new segment: how about reading the description from different pornos on air. here's one [shit sammie] that i saw: 'Real Hairy Desi Hunks' Do you like Indian men? Really hair Indian men? I sure do. It took me quite a while to find some to pose for my cameras. They all strip down to their underwear, and show off their really hairy bodies, but not all of them get nude and j/o. More fetish than porn, but two out of four do strip down all the way and j/o.
Manly did not get addicted to morphine. It was Albert, their adopted gutter-trash brother. Get it right!
Albert's girlfriend on the show also got raped, HARD!! And her father's solution was to bind her tits down tighter. Sara Palin's daughter should take note.
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Hey, Noah. I splurged and bought you Castlevania II from your wish list. I was vacillating between it and the TV but I already gave all my money to the McCain/Palin campaign so you're gonna have to deal with it. Anyway, I hope you guys get on the Twitters. I'm already following Madge and the lovely Mr. J. Michael Haas so I hope to see you guys there, too. You can find me there-@dcxoffender. Love you, guys. And happy late birthday, Noah.
What happened to Scott?
AWE! Thanks so much Daniel!
scott joined "up with people."
patrick, just because you are gay doesnt mean you have to be into ass sex or anything to do with ass play, if it isn't your thing then it isn't your thing and any potential partners should respect this.
I agree with the above! Patrick, you do what you want.
FUCK THAT! Patrick you got one week to get pounded so hard that they strike oil à la There Will Be Blood(and there will be if you're doing it right) One week or else you turn in your gay card at the front desk, marry and ugly chick, get her pregnant, and have an affair with your secretary, who is also an ugly chick because you're obviously just soooo into gyne. Just kidding. Ass isn't all it's cracked up to be(pun intended). I mean poop comes from there; eww!
i will take all that under cunt-sideration.
by the bye, i loved the "there will be blood" reference.
Quit talking about me like i'm not here
I always wondered why the Elayne Boosler fan club never took off at Creighton Pat. After seeing clips on youtube...well, when you are left doing deodorant commercials, it's time to fire your agent and burn your AFTRA card.
another great show, guys! i'm so glad you talked about 90210! i'm loving watching it!
i can't believe you gave elayne boosler a rose, pat. that's hilarious! oh, and i have butt issues, too. don't worry about it!
oh, and thanks for the shout out again! as for the advice, i didn't think you were supposed to punch the guards. i was just dropping down and giving them BJers. is that wrong?
no, they are trained to get bjs from tourists.
Don Twine does it yet again!
Brill show guys. Geiger is sooo good with the re-cap.
hey boys, wonderful show.
i hav an idea for a new segment: how about reading the description from different pornos on air.
here's one [shit sammie] that i saw:
'Real Hairy Desi Hunks'
Do you like Indian men? Really hair Indian men? I sure do. It took me quite a while to find some to pose for my cameras. They all strip down to their underwear, and show off their really hairy bodies, but not all of them get nude and j/o. More fetish than porn, but two out of four do strip down all the way and j/o.
Manly did not get addicted to morphine. It was Albert, their adopted gutter-trash brother. Get it right!
Albert's girlfriend on the show also got raped, HARD!! And her father's solution was to bind her tits down tighter. Sara Palin's daughter should take note.
thank you for the correction. i rarely watched that show -- but it sounds like it would be more sizzling than "Falcon Crest."
and the rapist? A scary mime/clown who turned out to be the blacksmith in town.
We got that part right.
When are you guys going to fix the fart machine!? It was the strongest character in the show and it's just not the same without it!
it's in the shop.
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