Live axe the Wads - PNS161 - 03.28.07
I'm in France y'all! We drove through South France, and now Gay Expat is ever so gracious to have us over in Paris. Devin and I are having an amazing time. Tré romantic! Thanks to Ryan too! He let us stay at his flat in London. We both wish we had more time with you Ryan! Come to Chicago sometime.
On to the episode. Tradgedy express, all aboard-- David and Devin in the house. Drink spilled on account of 8 million cords. Hand wringing about coat (I have a stain stick you can use). St. Patty day rapee's. We talk about our outfits. Shelly Long is a whore. What did we do today? Devin isn't any drunker than us, just shy everyone. Having diabeetus is hard and junk. No headphones make Skype all echoey n' shit. Pat's dead mom doesn't wear headphones. Devin privates are huge. Ah, we fix skype. Pat is bofe shower and a grower and his cock gets a yellow participation ribbon. Dave's cock is "fine", but probably huge. My cock is huge, and Devin agrees. Chris has a nice Italian sassage that is 7.5 inches. HAY! Chris is single and lovin' it. Beejer talk. Mrs. Garrett script on the way! I phone in my Mrs. Garrett impersonation. I just now realize that Chris Diani is the famous indi-filmaker! Neat! I meant to axe him if he knows of Shawn Durr. Wool sweater is good for the humidity. Anonymous movie talk. More beejer talk. Netflix queu. Devee's Sister Bertril makes me giggle. We're Going to Get It Tonight (That's right, ooh Yeah!) song ends.
PNSexplosion - Episode 161
Labels: Ann Coulter's gaping gyne, diarrhea, fupas, International House of Buttcakes, right ladies?, Shitwater Lake Travel Bearou, vag, vagine, vajay-jay, wine soaked tampons, your manbutt
posted by Noah at 3:31 PM
27 Comments:
bitch wheres the link to this epie?
http://www.pnsexplosion.com/pns161.mp3
It's not downloading through iTunes! Did Scott's greasy hands delete this one, too?! He looks old! and FAT!
PNS 161
WOWsies! What a mess!
I love the technical difficulties that you guys had.. It gives the program texture and realism. Who needs polish when you have good raw comedy...
Wow Scott was extra funny in this eppy-zode. Who knew he had such hidden comedic talent! I think Noah and Pat must intimidate him when you're all together. :(
it wasn't as much of a trainwreck as i thought it would be.
I edited a good 10 minutes out.
Your friend David has such a cute and sexy laugh...
yeah know what i love when you trainwreck, so dont listen to them.
I guess Scott can stay now that he is funny. Maybe he should be in a separate booth when recording from now on?
Scott was funzies!
You edited a good 10 minutes out? thats why the rest of the show sucked.
oh my! they all can't be clio winners.
yeah, put scott in a separate boof from now on. you can set up a mic on the toity.
If I don't see a new show soon, I will be forced to take umbrage.
I've already unsubscribed.
What do you think has led to the lengthy hiatus for the PNS boys?
(1) 2 week meth-fueled rabbit turding binge at Man's Country
(2) MySpace stalker showed up, turned out to be R Kelly, made a love connection with Pat and whisked him away to record R&B remix of "Hot Mashed Potatoes" featuring Sandi Patti on background vocals
(3) They discovered Ann Coulter is actually Kim Jong Il in a blond wig and heels and were killed by Log Cabin Republicans in order to protect their diva
Other theories?
I don't know what the deal is..but we NEED OUR PNS!!!!! hurry back guys! My work is BORING without you!
It's simple, the Priests were busy with preparing for Easter, but the Chinese one used those damn thousand year old eggs, and it all went to hell from there.
i would love to work with R Kelly and Sandi Patty.
where are you.. ? ? ? ?
COME BACK...
my ride on the bus to work is just bland and beige... COME back from your fucking Euro road trip and entertain me you dirty whores. I will blow all three of you next time I'm in Chicago, and maybe even swallow or snowball.. it's your choice.
x
I'm pretty sure Shelley Long's FREAKY FRIDAY was a co-production by EXCUSE ME!?! and Right Ladies?
what do you do to a waorthless horse that doesnt put out? you shoot it.
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
Please don't make inflamatory comments about shooting poor, defensless animals.
All of your sponsors may pull their advertising and there will be people demanding that you be fired from your podcast.
Can you afford to lose all of the sponsorship dollars?
well, right now our only sponsors are ManDousch and Right Ladies. And they can't stand (w)horses.
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