I love the conversation about Duane Reed. My sister and I have a joke about Duane Reed being an Indian (dot, not feathers) who came over to the US and had a really fucked up hard to pronounced name but always wanted to own a store - so he picked two of the blandest names he could think of then opened a drug store.
But it's very fun to say Duane Reed in a thick indian accent.
There is more to our joke, but it's escaping me at the moment. It's amazing how much creative shit you can come up with whilest walking the long streets of NYC in the freezing cold.
Great show - loved it when you all corpsed with laughter during straight talk.
xo, D.
P.S. I am always proud (and actually amazed) when I excrete an "almighty log", as we call them.
Embarrassing pooh story...i wanted to call this one in, but I was to shysies. It's basically the same thing Scott talked about on the show. When I was little, I would poop outside (under a pine tree). I guess Scott and I are both odd that way. Anyways, this girl I used to play with told my mom what I did and my mom made me go up to the neighbor’s backyard and pick it up. They were out there having a BBQ.....and they wanted to know why I was in there backyard picking up poop. So awful....
A word of caution for your junior douchees. There is a huge difference between a high colonic and a lower tract douche. Nothing worse than thinking your all clean and feeling a rumbling half hour later and a gush. Could make for some unpleasant surprises. I think the slang term is the plunger effect.
it wuz so funny when u all got the choking gigggglez.
here's a poop story, but i am too nervziez to call in, plus i am female & not a gayz male:
this one tiiime my sister forced me to crap in a plastic teacup and then she fed it to this big stuff't Big Bird in our basement. it was apple butterz times 10. the end.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHEN PAT WAS LOSING CONTROL WHEN BECKY WAS TALKING ABOUT HER SINGED PUBES!!
IS HE ON WEED?!?!
Hmm. I don't know what that message (supposedly) from me was about. I've never been to Quedoba. Mysterious!
Good thing I listened to this before I used that lady douche on my man butt.
You're all fat, but I still love jewz.
Good show, you guys have been on a bit of a roll lately.
Not bad.
That was so awesome when Patrick lost it during the Straight Talk trainwreck. :)
I love the conversation about Duane Reed. My sister and I have a joke about Duane Reed being an Indian (dot, not feathers) who came over to the US and had a really fucked up hard to pronounced name but always wanted to own a store - so he picked two of the blandest names he could think of then opened a drug store.
But it's very fun to say Duane Reed in a thick indian accent.
There is more to our joke, but it's escaping me at the moment. It's amazing how much creative shit you can come up with whilest walking the long streets of NYC in the freezing cold.
Great show - loved it when you all corpsed with laughter during straight talk.
xo,
D.
P.S. I am always proud (and actually amazed) when I excrete an "almighty log", as we call them.
Embarrassing pooh story...i wanted to call this one in, but I was to shysies. It's basically the same thing Scott talked about on the show. When I was little, I would poop outside (under a pine tree). I guess Scott and I are both odd that way. Anyways, this girl I used to play with told my mom what I did and my mom made me go up to the neighbor’s backyard and pick it up. They were out there having a BBQ.....and they wanted to know why I was in there backyard picking up poop. So awful....
OMG that shit was funny, even when you guys started laughing during the skit. It made me laugh so hard.
By the way it was her croissant button. Not croûtons!
I am unsubscribing!
Ricky B
A word of caution for your junior douchees. There is a huge difference between a high colonic and a lower tract douche. Nothing worse than thinking your all clean and feeling a rumbling half hour later and a gush. Could make for some unpleasant surprises. I think the slang term is the plunger effect.
it wuz so funny when u all got the choking gigggglez.
here's a poop story, but i am too nervziez to call in, plus i am female & not a gayz male:
this one tiiime my sister forced me to crap in a plastic teacup and then she fed it to this big stuff't Big Bird in our basement. it was apple butterz times 10. the end.
My friend used to poop in woods behind her house all the time.
Love the Anna Nicole shtick. Who says it's to soon? I say it's not.
I love the Retro Intro Song! Brings back good memories... like when you guys used to be funny -just kidding :)
what was that song at the end (~48:00)?
thanks
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