Emmm.. SCOTT,.. while you may be "cute" and all that shit... perhaps you might want to DO YOUR JOB.... mister SOUND man. HERROW. The show is FULL of static. made me keep looking down to see if my DRY DRY nasty tan skin was rubbing against something. Nasty nasty.
what's with all the latter day shows (the ones with mormons?) being full of "we're back" references? as if the earlier shows were better or recent shows weren't HILARIOUS? YOU GUYS NEVER LEFT!
When I heard the band RUSH coming out of the PNS podcast, I ripped out my earphones, unsubscribed twice, took a mallet to my iPod, deleted my iTunes library, put my Mac in a vat of acid, pulled an awl from my anus and punctured my eardrums with it. Don't EVER do that again! EVERRRR!! Rush and PNS do not mix!! HOW *DARE* YOU! I had to listen to Debbie Gibson's collected oeuvre to restore my sanity.
But to be completely cereal, funniest show in ages.... even with the sizzlin' issues I was guffawing all the way to work. You guys so totally rock.
I thought (bzzzzz crackle) and then the best was when (zzzzap sizzzzle snap) I laughed so much I nearly (chchchchchchchchchchch) but don't worry, I didn't get any on myself, just on (pchpchpch) Oh, and one more thing, my doctor said I (blkblkblkblkb) so if you could just (pthpthpthpthpth) that would be great. The Carny
Hawkeyes, incidentally, are here at the U of Iowa. Iowa State folk are the Cyclones, and calling them Hawkeyes is considered by some here to be punishable by death by pelting with ears of corn. We do have Rabid Christians in common, though, identifiable by their "Got Aids Yet?" t-shirts [get it?] and giant Aborted Fetus signs. They're delicious, really. The Rabid Christians, not the aborted fetuses.
Hawkeyes, incidentally, are here at the U of Iowa. Iowa State folk are the Cyclones, and calling them Hawkeyes is considered by some here to be punishable by death by pelting with ears of corn. We do have Rabid Christians in common, though, identifiable by their "Got Aids Yet?" t-shirts [get it?] and giant Aborted Fetus signs. They're delicious, really. The Rabid Christians, not the aborted fetuses.
Yay! I heard myself on your show. "Turtlehead," huh...um, good one. You're not the first to say my recordings sound like NPR. The only thing I can figure is that since I'm deepthroating the microphone when I record, they must be too!
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Emmm.. SCOTT,.. while you may be "cute" and all that shit... perhaps you might want to DO YOUR JOB.... mister SOUND man. HERROW. The show is FULL of static. made me keep looking down to see if my DRY DRY nasty tan skin was rubbing against something. Nasty nasty.
Christ you are a whore.
get fucked
god damnit... that 'get fucked' was from me. BLAY
that noise was actually abortion annie's cussy. it is very dry and static-y.
kathy bates, according to IMDB played 'the squirrel lady' in the hit film, 'rat race'
the end.
THANK YOU for the LONG overdue commentary on just how crap Andie MacDowell is.
Ms. Bates was in rat race as the Squirrel lady on the side of the road. She was fucking insane! They're CRACKERJACK PETS!!!
I am slightly embarassed to admit it, but I own RAT RACE. Kathy Bates is in it, as per pervious commenters.
The physical comedy scenes with Seth Greene and his cohort make me laugh out loud, which is my excuse for owning it.
what's with all the latter day shows (the ones with mormons?) being full of "we're back" references? as if the earlier shows were better or recent shows weren't HILARIOUS? YOU GUYS NEVER LEFT!
When I heard the band RUSH coming out of the PNS podcast, I ripped out my earphones, unsubscribed twice, took a mallet to my iPod, deleted my iTunes library, put my Mac in a vat of acid, pulled an awl from my anus and punctured my eardrums with it. Don't EVER do that again! EVERRRR!! Rush and PNS do not mix!! HOW *DARE* YOU! I had to listen to Debbie Gibson's collected oeuvre to restore my sanity.
But to be completely cereal, funniest show in ages.... even with the sizzlin' issues I was guffawing all the way to work. You guys so totally rock.
I, is going to the Russian Emabassy to pick up some radioactive material for Andy MacDowell chic, right now! And, Cheryl...you get fucked!
seriously funny you guys. everyone was spot on. fuck the audio issues, you guys still broughted it.
I thought (bzzzzz crackle) and then the best was when (zzzzap sizzzzle snap) I laughed so much I nearly (chchchchchchchchchchch) but don't worry, I didn't get any on myself, just on (pchpchpch)
Oh, and one more thing, my doctor said I (blkblkblkblkb) so if you could just (pthpthpthpthpth) that would be great.
The Carny
Hawkeyes, incidentally, are here at the U of Iowa. Iowa State folk are the Cyclones, and calling them Hawkeyes is considered by some here to be punishable by death by pelting with ears of corn. We do have Rabid Christians in common, though, identifiable by their "Got Aids Yet?" t-shirts [get it?] and giant Aborted Fetus signs. They're delicious, really. The Rabid Christians, not the aborted fetuses.
Hawkeyes, incidentally, are here at the U of Iowa. Iowa State folk are the Cyclones, and calling them Hawkeyes is considered by some here to be punishable by death by pelting with ears of corn. We do have Rabid Christians in common, though, identifiable by their "Got Aids Yet?" t-shirts [get it?] and giant Aborted Fetus signs. They're delicious, really. The Rabid Christians, not the aborted fetuses.
I really don't iron my shorts. I really don't wear cargos. I am really fat though :(
Oy my joke didn't go to wel.
Damn it Barb!
Abortion Annie sucks, she adds nothing to the show.
Don't renew her contract!
I want Starkeesha back!
you suck!
Yay! I heard myself on your show. "Turtlehead," huh...um, good one. You're not the first to say my recordings sound like NPR. The only thing I can figure is that since I'm deepthroating the microphone when I record, they must be too!
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